Fake Brick
Bricking it
The humble house brick is one of the most useful tools known
to man. Not only can it be used to create towering, skyline
dominating monoliths, it can also be used as a handy intimidatory
tool.
Just
lob a brick through a neighbor’s window, 70's gangster-style
and see how their irritating phone calls asking you to turn
your music down or shut your dog up soon cease.
 You'll
also be astounded at how quickly you're hauled up before the
courts on a criminal damage charge but that's by the by. There
is another way to intimidate without causing bodily or property
harm and that's to use our Fake Brick for all your roughing
up needs.
With
its foam construction, even repeated head-battering will produce
no lasting injuries, unless your subject has a particularly
brittle head.
 Throwing
your Fake Brick at irritating neighbor’s windows is
now a risk-free proposition, since it'll ricochet off their
window, making them look a tad silly for diving for cover
behind the sofa. Perfect.
Main
Features:
• Foam construction
• Weight: 175g
• Same size as a normal brick
To get yer mitts on this brickload visit www.paramountzone.com
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